Like everyone else who woke up and checked their Twitter feeds this morning, we were amused and somewhat surprised to discover that our TweetDeck was chock-full of nothing but Courtney Love. As longtime fans of the eccentric Stevie Nicks disciple, we had been anxious to see how she would tailor her patented long-form stream-of-consciousness rants that she used to post on her MySpace page to fit Twitter's strict 140-character limit. Well, as it turns out, she hasn't. And because Twitter reads in reverse-chronological order, dissecting Courtney's latest missives is even more difficult than translating ancient Sumerian scripts. Fortunately for you, the active Courtney connoisseur, we took a few minutes out of our busy mornings to reorder her 95 hilarious musings on everything from Jimmy Fallon ("shout out to Fallon GOODNIGHT NANCY put a marie antionette wig on and watch Spice World") to Paul Rudd ("im havingwierder flashbacks of how Paul Rudd is secretly themost hugely sweet boy who ever did collect every Radiohead bootlegever") to the ghost Twittering phenomenon into a (semi-) digestible format. You're welcome!